SMOOOOCH....BAAAMMM!!!!

Let's face it there is always that one odd little duck in the bunch that will do anything to avoid getting kissed. As a little boy (or girl) they would run and hide under the bed from fat old Aunt Edna's juicy kisses and cheek pinches. As life progressed, they realized that Aunt Edna's kisses were unavoidable and accepted them with a soldier's grim determination. My brother is one such person, which is why I was so completely surprised when the news of his smooching accident reached me. John was working the Tig'rr roller coaster and got a little too involved while turning on the lights... Now the Tig'rr is a steel rolly coaster that basically makes a bunch of loops and goes about 25 fps, pretty lame if you ask me. The breaker box is located right next to the track and as it makes one of the loopy-dos. Unfortunately John decided to turn on the lights with the coaster car in motion like he and everyone else had done hundreds of times before. It seems that dear John in focused state did not notice how close he had edged to the track. A coaster car zoomed past John, hit him on the shoulder, spun him around in a circle and caused him to kiss the breaker box. It was a very powerful kiss. Let's just say that instead of going to work the next morning Johnny paid a visit to a friendly man in a white coat who likes to play with teeth. Needless to say John will think twice about kissing another wild animal....