Oh toilet Paper How I Miss You!!

If I were even remotely talented enough to write poetry, I would write an Ode to Toilet Paper right about now. You would think that for all the money that I pay to attend this college that they would at least be considerate enough to provide a constant supply of toilet paper! Instead we are forced to find other means of dealing with the problem. I don't want to go into details but really harsh napkins and tissues just don't cut it! This lack of toilet paper is not just a one time occurrence! Pretty much the entire dorm runs completely out of toilet paper every two weeks! I firmly believe that the administration should fix this obvious error! Or else I just may incite a riot!!!!!!! Ok gotta go to class!! Maybe there is toilet paper in that building I can steal......